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my twitter account got locked so now i have to wait until tomorrow to be angy and argue with those stupid dickcheeses
#problems with evie#lmaooo#jk#usually i argue on facebook#or tiktok#but only when its around my period#its actually so funny#i am the angriest#and the yappiest#on my period#i did tell someone#to take a long fall#off a short cliff#and the twitter bitches didnt like that#crazy how people can be absolutely racist and insane#and nothing happens when i report it#but i cant say shit back?#wild actually#fuck you elon musk#dumb pig
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Me when I have the option to put a Tom Cruise character in a polyamorous relationship that includes his best friend and one of their canon love interests
#it’s legitimately a problem#goosemavcarole#top gun 1986#top gun maverick#pete mitchell#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders#the outsiders 1990#the outsiders musical#steviepop#steve x soda x evie#sodapop curtis#evie monroe#steve randle
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my biggest concern is how im supposed to get this girl to 145+ speed
#彡 chatter.#what do u mean 145 minimum and 160 is preferred!#how do u get to 160 if her base is 96 and the shoes give her + 25#+ the … i think 7 ? from her traces ……#SHES AT LIKE 130 RN ….#u have to get speed as a substat for every single relic ?? OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING#BC WDYM 160 SPEED HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE#USJSJJDJXJXKC ???????:?$:#evie’s noobness#is showing#and nobody else commented on hoyolab 😞😞 u mean to say all of u got her to 145 speed#with no problem#??????/?:!!! (pretends i know how… okay me too)#im missing something and im thinking hard……#(mentally focusing noises)#PROBABBLY TBD HANSNCKCK IM SO EMBARRASSED BUT IM MORE SO CONFUSED & STUMPED
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Strike Force Text Posts: Jon Edition 🐱
#pre-return jon: idk I've been ignoring it#also pre-return jon: *frothing at the mouth; twitching; screaming in a field of animals*#stewbertforever don't worry working on stephen's as we speak - also a stewbert post 👁️👁️#jon stewart#the daily show#the daily show with jon stewart#the problem with jon stewart#the jon stewart show#strike force memes#strike force text posts#meme#late night#never going to stop thinking about the fact that jon and evie met in college and she was like “bruh he's not funny”#when she heard he was going to host tds#SFF was great for the host lore fr
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#what a great duo#i say the millionth time#zevie plays hsr#TBH I THOIGHT I WAS GONNA FIGHT SOMETHING SCARY AGAIN BUT IT WAS JUST A GUY HOLDING AN EMPTY BUBBLE#also omg it’s so expensive to upgrade characters to level 60 :’) /lh#maybe less expensive if i wasn’t so behind on the side mission things#but those r not fun compared to what’s happening here#i can worry about it later#u cannot upgrade every single character to level 60 at the same time#the fun is here and present evie is having a blast#this sounds more like a future evie problem#I THINK I WILL FIGHT SOMETHING BIG SOON
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Core Four in Evie's Wicked Runway, Book 1
Please don't repost my scans.
#descendants#core four#carlos de vil#jay son of jafar#mal bertha#evie grimhilde#evie's wicked runway#descendants fandom#hello frens I have acquired more descendants books#and I'm here to make it everyone's problem#djakjgkdsjgkd#this art style is super cute <3#I'll be sharing some random excerpts like this as I find the time
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HE MADE SOME POINTS!!!!! The entire book Jimmy and Rowan have been showing how little they trust Lister like he can’t see it!!! Like he isn’t aware that his two best friends don’t trust him!!! And also!! He’s right!! They are just the same as him!!
#the difference is just that Jimmy and Rowan don’t have an alcohol problem#evie rereads iwbft#iwbft#i was born for this#the ark#jimmy kaga ricci#lister bird#rowan omondi#alice oseman
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#not to be dramatic or alarmist. but I do want to kill myself again.#I'm so tired. I'm so exhausted. i have to keep going. nothing is working. i have to keep going.#i will make it through this and i will be okay.#I'm just losing my fucking mind having everything constantly fall apart and constantly being inept#I'm saddened by what i believe to be a cycle of my own creation. a failure to break it and untangle the knot at my centre.#i feel like I'm just stuck here. it's been weeks.#I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired.#I'm just. journalling I guess. idk if you're reading this but if you are I'm gonna be alive in the morning.#just. the desire for my circumstances to be different is very intense.#I'm drawn to extreme measures but they're less effective than those that take prolonged effort.#i often panic and make rash decisions#and I'm very much incapable of accepting guilt without initially attempting self destruction#these are issues I'm aware of existing but lack the necessary insight or skills to fix.#i have been running from myself and my problems and my past for my whole fucking life.#and i don't know how to stop running.#evie posts
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my tummy hurts, 0 dead, but 1 very, very wounded :(
#and that one matters!!#ow#hot girl tummy problems#evie vs ibs#ibs#ehlers danlos problems#ibs problems#ibs meme#ehlers danlos syndrome#hot girl shit#literally#evie’s jeevies
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my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)
#they were still adjusting to living life without struggling to survive#a girl should not be jumping into a relationship the same week she just tried her first piece of non-rotten food lol#thats not to say I don't like the canon ships#but mal married literally the FIRST man she met in auradon. at 18.#and even as far as in descendants 2 we see them still struggling to adjust in different ways (mainly mal)#in d3 they seem to have fully assimilated into life in Auradon (as much as a VK can anyway)#so it makes sense for them to THEN seek out relationships if that's what they want.#but disney ofc wanted to act like romantic love just automatically fixes a person's problems ig?? as if a relationship wouldn't just be#added stress given the position the VKs were in in d1#not to mention dating just like. wasnt a thing on the isle (mal even says this)#and I get that the kids are craving to be loved because their parents didn't gaf about them. But I wish the first movie focused more on the#finding that love in each other than romantically with outside people. a sort of “they had love in them all along” moment.#and then this fandom loves to argue about whether Jarlos/Janelos was 'rushed'. at least Carlos (and Jay +lonnie) waited a few months before#throwing themselves into the dating scene. Poor evie had her heart broken within like 3 days of being in Auradon. no wonder she was willing#to help steal the wand lol.#Anyway to wrap up this rant I didn't even mean to go on#I just think that kids who have spent the first 14-16 years of their lives fighting to survive and being put through continuous trauma on a#daily basis don't need dating right away. they need THERAPY.#if anyone here has seen stranger things its kinda an El and Mike situation were its like. the girl grew up in a lab and fell for the first#boy in regular society who was kinda nice to her lol. thats how I view Mal and Ben#same with doug and evie. he was nicer than chad but he still fell for her for her looks and she still fell for him because he was the first#guy in auradon to be genuinely interested in her. also evie had a whole “I dont need a prince” arc and ended up with a man anyway?#my problem with janelos was always that Carlos never quite worked out his mommy issues or his anxiety. I feel like he'd be afraid of hurtin#her even though that boy wouldn't hurt a fly. and we see Jane get pretty stressed out herself- have you ever been in a relationship where#both of you have anxiety? cause it either goes really well (you help keep each other calm) or REALLY terribly (you make each other spiral)#I actually really liked Lonnie and Jay (though I feel like it would've had a bigger payoff if she was in d3. not sure why she wasn't but I#wont dunk on that because it couldve been smth to do with her actress). I think Lonnie is someone who can 'handle' Jay well and match his#energy. And I like the idea of Jay finding someone he's loyal to after being commitment-phobic for 1 1/2 movies and the whole first book lo#and ofc I have to throw this in here: any auradon kid the VKs get with is never going to grasp even half of what they went through.#this doesnt mean they can't try to understand and be empathetic. but it will always cast a shadow on VK/AK relationships.
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That awkward moment when you watch a movie and see the embodiment of your OC (physical description) and even similar powers
#writing problems#writing#madame web#seriously Cassie is exactly how I picture Evie in my head#she has the ability to glimpse the future#Evie can glimpse past present and future
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me constantly thinking abt my love telling me he is proud of the woman i am becoming
#problems with evie#bitch i will cry again rn#healing from trauma while being in a relationship is so hard#but while i am responsible for my own healing#he has helped me so much 😭#im so thankful he is my best friend#dont tell my bff i called him that tho
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red and chloe are NOTTT the same as mal and evie they are not parallels they are not the reboot they are not even that similarrrrr can ANYONE take this seriously 🙄🙄🙄🙄
#red and chloe. are. what terms can i put this in#red and chloe are katniss and peeta. they are rapunzel and eugene. they are clary and jace. they are percy and annabeth.#they are timeless video material. you don’t get to be timeless video material without something serious#mal and evie. are like. the heartstopper of gay ships. no offense to heartstopper obviously i recognize that heartstopper also made its way#to the timeless video which i just held up as some gold standard#but you understand the ways in which heartstopper is bad and cringe. and that’s mal and evie#they’re like. you know when you watch a streaming service show made after 2018 and there has to be a token gay couple#that’s the vibe shipping mal and evie brings to the function. and it sucks and it’s lame and boring#mal and evie is to descendants yuri what matthew and cordelia were to tsc. gave nothing as you recall#it’s like shipping merlin bbc merlin and lancelot bbc merlin. it’s like shipping clary and simon#it’s like. it’s like if there was a gay ship so lame it almost feels like a right wing psyop to make you homophobic#that also goes for jay and carlos but actually it’s worse with jay and carlos#now THAT is a ship invented by the most boring human beings on earth it’s not even worth the energy it would take to complain#mal and evie at least have SOME basis their problem is just that they’re boring as fuck#descendants
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my baby name on my boy name list is incredible obsessed with every single name on there forever. my girl’s name list is subpar at best. but this is fine because the name “nora” is on there
#ash rambles#a million girls at my school named nora but i don’t even care i’m obsessed with it either way#chrysanthemum is also on there and i know that’s setting my child up for failure but i love it….#and evelyn/evie but the evie in my class rn is a nightmare and it’s kinda ruining it for me#this is the problem with being a teacher
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sorry guys but i really do love assassins creed. what a shitty franchise i love it so much
#vero.txt#t#i have so many problems with it but you can pry kassandra and bayek and ned wynert and evie from my dead body ....
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I forgot to propose marriage. Oops
#Literally don’t even have a ring yet and it’s been over two months#I will… talk to Nessa. Tonight.#I SHOULD talk to Starri since she’s the one who builds things around here but I feel odd talking to a seventeen year old#—about my upcoming marriage#I can talk to 17 year olds fine but like. I don’t know#I feel like I should go to someone beyond their teens for proposal advice and a diamond ring#Oh and then we have to actually have the wedding…#Starri I think ironically officiated our most recent wedding which was actually not so recent#I think. It was Evie’s mothers. Years ago#I am not letting Starri officiate my wedding for the record#Okay. No. We’re taking this slow. One step at a time#I get a ring… tonight. I propose… sometime soon. Before the end of the year is unrealistic but in January for sure.#And then we get married and everything is perfect and we don’t have any more problems ever again!#👑Rin
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